Text 21 Jul

I dunno why, but I’m fucking hammered on a Monday evening. Send me asks before I pass out.

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awesomewriter4thewin:

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

yes, they do. they got mad bitches up in there. because who gives a shit about learning and growing as a person, when i can be neck deep in sweat, alcohol and shame.

That’s why people go to clubs. To be eyebrow deep in fuck you.

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sigsauer-ist:

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

image

this is great

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Text 21 Jul 1 note

Wait shit

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cumsoline:

johnmosesbrowningvevo:

cumsoline:

Went kayaking for the first time, lost my shirt, bought a new shirt. All in all, everything went well.

dan confirmed for handsome gendo

Wait, that doesn’t work. I don’t have the beard anymore.

Damn. Arms.

The muscle arms go away after a bit. Take it from a guy who does push ups before shirtless selfies.

lee-enfeel:

cumsoline:

johnmosesbrowningvevo:

cumsoline:

Went kayaking for the first time, lost my shirt, bought a new shirt.
All in all, everything went well.

dan confirmed for handsome gendo

Wait, that doesn’t work. I don’t have the beard anymore.

Damn. Arms.

The muscle arms go away after a bit. Take it from a guy who does push ups before shirtless selfies.
via Lee Enfeel.
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frosty-lips:


reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3


if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard



Who the fuck hasn’t lived through 2001.As if scrolling down to select my birth year didn’t make me feel old enough.

nogstuck:

frosty-lips:

reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3

if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard

Who the fuck hasn’t lived through 2001.

As if scrolling down to select my birth year didn’t make me feel old enough.

Text 21 Jul 2 notes

Why the fuck have I never had pilsner. What the fuck. What. The fuck.

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Photo 21 Jul 1 note Poor doge. Bout done. Prediction of my future.

Poor doge. Bout done. Prediction of my future.


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